how it is that unicorns came to accidentally invent water

names made of water, fingers made of glass -
the horny unicorny fucked the pussy in the ass.
the pussy said, “excuse me, you’re a little premature.
you’ve got to get me wet before you get to hear me purr.”
the unicorn said, “kitty, let me tell you something true:
the little hen don’t want it, but the cock, he doodle do.”
so kitty clawed his eyes out, broke his horn, and stole his cash -
names made of water, fingers made of glass.