if i had only known

if i’d only known, if i’d only known

you served dinner at your house, and guests were surprisingly few
just you and me and a girl who lived a couple of blocks from you
she ducked out just before desert – she didn’t even finish her food
little did i know i was being set up to have sex with you

if i’d only known, if i’d only known
if i’d only known you wanted it, i would’ve put it in your butt

the prior conversation had touched on our sexual proclivities
somehow i didn’t make the connection that you wanted to get nasty with me
i got up to say good night, and you said i didn’t have to leave
i replied that i was fine to drive – i didn’t understand what you were asking me

if i’d only known, if i’d only known
if i’d only known you wanted it, i would’ve put it in your butt

i thought you didn’t want me to drive home drunk, but you were asking me to fill you trunk
i told you i could make it home, but if i’d known i would have buried the bone

hope you like nut butter, ’cause i’m a butt nutter

if i’d only known, if i’d only known
if i’d only known you wanted it, i would’ve put it in your butt