axiom #11

a rose by any other name smells just as sweet. however, a rose that goes by the name of “shitty,” might have a difficult time persuading people to give it a chance.

axiom #10

there’s always a better way.

axiom #9

you only live until you die.

axiom #8

nobody is smart enough to be wrong 100% of the time.

axiom #7

the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.